{"id":1002,"date":"2009-05-19T13:24:52","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T12:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2009-05-19T14:00:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T13:00:28","slug":"ansage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1002","title":{"rendered":"Ansage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mami, kannst Du mir bitte die nasse Hose abziehen?.. und die Suppe l\u00c3\u00a4uft ihm aus dem linken Hosenbein.<\/p>\n<p>VORHER, Sohn&#8230;. nicht hinterher oder w\u00c3\u00a4hrenddessen!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Donnerwetter, nun hab ich aber gleich genug&#8230; Ich frag ihn, ob er mal mu\u00c3\u0178.. NEIN MAMA (nerv nicht). 2 Minuten sp\u00c3\u00a4ter h\u00c3\u00b6r ich es pl\u00c3\u00a4tschern.. MANNO. Jetzt gibts ne Windel, zumindest bis die WaMa wieder durch ist. Da\u00c3\u0178 vorher (vor 30 Minuten) eine volle Ladung in die Hose gegangen ist, wohlgemerkt 10 Minuten nachdem ich ihn vom Klo gehoben hab, erw\u00c3\u00a4hne ich ja gar nicht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mami, kannst Du mir bitte die nasse Hose abziehen?.. und die Suppe l\u00c3\u00a4uft ihm aus dem linken Hosenbein. VORHER, Sohn&#8230;. nicht hinterher oder w\u00c3\u00a4hrenddessen! &#8211; Donnerwetter, nun hab ich aber gleich genug&#8230; Ich frag ihn, ob er mal mu\u00c3\u0178.. NEIN &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1002\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sryNi-ansage","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}