{"id":1117,"date":"2009-06-25T10:16:16","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T09:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1117"},"modified":"2009-06-25T10:16:16","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T09:16:16","slug":"wischn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1117","title":{"rendered":"Wischn"},"content":{"rendered":"

In so eine Blumenvase geht ne ganze Menge Wasser rein… reicht auf jeden Fall, um das halbe Wohnzimmer zu fluten, inklusive diverser B\u00c3\u00bccher, Strickmaschine, Spielzeug… *gnaaaa*<\/p>\n

Und dann haut der Sohn MICH, weil ich B\u00c3\u00bccher zur Seite schmei\u00c3\u0178e, um den ganzen Kram aufzuwischen! Als ob ICH unbedingt testen mu\u00c3\u0178te, ab welchem Winkel die Vase tats\u00c3\u00a4chlich kippt…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In so eine Blumenvase geht ne ganze Menge Wasser rein… reicht auf jeden Fall, um das halbe Wohnzimmer zu fluten, inklusive diverser B\u00c3\u00bccher, Strickmaschine, Spielzeug… *gnaaaa* Und dann haut der Sohn MICH, weil ich B\u00c3\u00bccher zur Seite schmei\u00c3\u0178e, um den … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sryNi-wischn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}