{"id":1332,"date":"2010-01-09T17:58:05","date_gmt":"2010-01-09T15:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1332"},"modified":"2010-01-09T18:02:20","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T16:02:20","slug":"chaosqueen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1332","title":{"rendered":"Chaosqueen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wie die Mama beim Aufr\u00c3\u00a4umen.. mit dem langen Arm durchs Regal. (Und wenn Laurin sein demontiertes Feuerwehrauto entdeckt, gibts eh \u00c3\u201erger.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/chaos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1331\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?attachment_id=1331\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/chaos.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,375\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.1&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;FE230\\\/X790&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1263055263&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.004&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"chaos\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/chaos.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/chaos.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/chaos.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" title=\"chaos\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1331\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>H\u00c3\u00b6her reicht sie noch nicht.. und das Holzteil hat sie zum Gl\u00c3\u00bcck auch nicht rausgeholt. Bei jedem Teil, was ihr auf den Kopf donnerte, kam erstmal ein dezenter Seitenblick.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Wenn keiner was gesehen hat (oder so getan hat als ob), mu\u00c3\u0178 man auch nicht heulen&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wie die Mama beim Aufr\u00c3\u00a4umen.. mit dem langen Arm durchs Regal. (Und wenn Laurin sein demontiertes Feuerwehrauto entdeckt, gibts eh \u00c3\u201erger.) H\u00c3\u00b6her reicht sie noch nicht.. und das Holzteil hat sie zum Gl\u00c3\u00bcck auch nicht rausgeholt. Bei jedem Teil, was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1332\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pryNi-lu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}