{"id":1423,"date":"2010-04-13T18:21:11","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T16:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1423"},"modified":"2010-04-13T18:21:11","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T16:21:11","slug":"nachtrag-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1423","title":{"rendered":"Nachtrag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nachteil des Experiments: Was man einmal darf, darf man immer&#8230; oder so.<br \/>\nDie ersten paar L\u00c3\u00b6ffel des Griesbreis durfte ich ja noch f\u00c3\u00bcttern, aber dann d\u00c3\u00a4mmerte es Paula so langsam, da\u00c3\u0178 ihr die Regie da aus der Hand genommen wurde.<br \/>\nAlso riss sie <del datetime=\"2010-04-13T16:14:42+00:00\">die Macht<\/del> den L\u00c3\u00b6ffel an sich und schmierte drauflos.<\/p>\n<p>Naja, so ein langstieliger L\u00c3\u00b6ffel ist nicht unbedingt das Wahre, also hab ich ihr einen k\u00c3\u00bcrzeren geholt und wir haben das parallel gemacht, damit war sie zufrieden.<br \/>\nNotiz an mich: Griesbrei n\u00c3\u00a4chstes mal etwas dickfl\u00c3\u00bcssiger, langarmiges L\u00c3\u00a4tzchen, Waschlappen bereitlegen und Ganzk\u00c3\u00b6rperkondom f\u00c3\u00bcr die f\u00c3\u00bctternde Person.<\/p>\n<p>Und danach alle Feuchtt\u00c3\u00bccher aus der Packung rupfen und den Kram noch breiter schmieren, bitte.<\/p>\n<p>Ich geh dann mal das Kind baden und den Griesbrei aus den Haaren waschen, klebt doch ganz sch\u00c3\u00b6n.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/brei.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1424\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?attachment_id=1424\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/brei.jpg?fit=500%2C376&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,376\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.1&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;FE230\\\/X790&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1271181770&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;125&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"brei\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/brei.jpg?fit=500%2C376&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/brei.jpg?fit=500%2C376&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/brei.jpg?resize=500%2C376\" alt=\"\" title=\"brei\" width=\"500\" height=\"376\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1424\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nachteil des Experiments: Was man einmal darf, darf man immer&#8230; oder so. Die ersten paar L\u00c3\u00b6ffel des Griesbreis durfte ich ja noch f\u00c3\u00bcttern, aber dann d\u00c3\u00a4mmerte es Paula so langsam, da\u00c3\u0178 ihr die Regie da aus der Hand genommen wurde. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=1423\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pryNi-mX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}