{"id":354,"date":"2007-09-10T08:41:08","date_gmt":"2007-09-10T06:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=354"},"modified":"2007-09-10T08:44:12","modified_gmt":"2007-09-10T06:44:12","slug":"was-mama-noch-lernen-mus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=354","title":{"rendered":"Was Mama noch lernen mu\u00c3\u0178&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\"><span class=\"531363506-10092007\"><font face=\"Georgia\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"Georgia\"><span class=\"531363506-10092007\"><span class=\"531363506-10092007\">Man sollte sich schon ab und zu umdrehen, wenn hinter einem die Ger\u00c3\u00a4usche erlahmen. Entweder schl\u00c3\u00a4ft das Kind im Laufstall (was unwahrscheinlich ist) oder es macht Mist. Die Fernbedienungen, die er sich v\u00c3\u00b6llig unbemerkt geangelt hatte, haben zum Gl\u00c3\u00bcck nichts abbekommen, und der Teppich auch nur wenig&#8230; naja. Die Cremedose ist nun leer und das Kind hat butterweiche H\u00c3\u00a4nde *grins*. Das Aufschrauben von Dosen hat er die letzten Tage an einer leeren Dose ge\u00c3\u00bcbt, nur da\u00c3\u0178 er schon so gut ist, war mir nicht klar..<\/span><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/span><\/font><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\"><span class=\"531363506-10092007\"><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\"><span class=\"531363506-10092007\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/creme.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"creme.jpg\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/span><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man sollte sich schon ab und zu umdrehen, wenn hinter einem die Ger\u00c3\u00a4usche erlahmen. Entweder schl\u00c3\u00a4ft das Kind im Laufstall (was unwahrscheinlich ist) oder es macht Mist. Die Fernbedienungen, die er sich v\u00c3\u00b6llig unbemerkt geangelt hatte, haben zum Gl\u00c3\u00bcck nichts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=354\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pryNi-5I","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}