{"id":501,"date":"2008-03-16T19:34:37","date_gmt":"2008-03-16T18:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=501"},"modified":"2008-03-16T19:34:37","modified_gmt":"2008-03-16T18:34:37","slug":"schmatz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=501","title":{"rendered":"Schmatz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Nita&#8220; (Anita, die Bedienung des kleinen italienischen Restaurants bei uns um die Ecke) hat Laurin beigebracht, wie man Ku\u00c3\u0178hand macht&#8230; sehr s\u00c3\u00bc\u00c3\u0178. Wenn wir dort essen, becirct er ohnehin immer s\u00c3\u00a4mtliche G\u00c3\u00a4ste des Lokals einschlie\u00c3\u0178lich Koch.. pl\u00c3\u00b6tzlich kam er doch mit einem L\u00c3\u00b6ffelbisquit aus der K\u00c3\u00bcche, freudestrahlend! *lach*. Er geht aber auch zu wildfremden Menschen an den Tisch und will auf den Arm&#8230; andere fremdelt er wiederum an, keine Ahnung, welche Ma\u00c3\u0178st\u00c3\u00a4be er setzt.<\/p>\n<p>Das Telefonat mit Videobild mit seinen Geschwistern war heute auch toll, da kam die Ku\u00c3\u0178hand direkt wieder zum Einsatz.<\/p>\n<p>Daf\u00c3\u00bcr hat er Mama heute abend beim Kabbeln sowas von in die Unterlippe gebissen, da\u00c3\u0178 sie aussieht wie eine Bulldogge *jaul*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Nita&#8220; (Anita, die Bedienung des kleinen italienischen Restaurants bei uns um die Ecke) hat Laurin beigebracht, wie man Ku\u00c3\u0178hand macht&#8230; sehr s\u00c3\u00bc\u00c3\u0178. Wenn wir dort essen, becirct er ohnehin immer s\u00c3\u00a4mtliche G\u00c3\u00a4ste des Lokals einschlie\u00c3\u0178lich Koch.. pl\u00c3\u00b6tzlich kam er doch &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=501\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sryNi-schmatz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}