{"id":848,"date":"2009-03-23T21:22:57","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T20:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=848"},"modified":"2009-03-23T21:27:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-23T20:27:08","slug":"mama-guck-ma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=848","title":{"rendered":"Mama, guck ma&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich Fresse fliegt!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"849\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?attachment_id=849\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309.jpg?fit=478%2C478&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"478,478\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.1&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;FE230\\\/X790&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1237746032&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;125&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"laurin220309\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309.jpg?fit=478%2C478&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309.jpg?fit=478%2C478&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-849\" title=\"laurin220309\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309.jpg?resize=478%2C478\" alt=\"laurin220309\" width=\"478\" height=\"478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309.jpg?w=478&amp;ssl=1 478w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Heut sieht es noch schlimmer aus, scheint aber seiner Laune keinen Abbruch zu tun. Was man nicht sieht, ist das richtig dolle Loch, da\u00c3\u0178 der Dabbes sich tags zuvor in die Zunge gebissen hat&#8230; die ganze Jacke war vollgeblutet. Aber das ist dabbisch Fleisch und mu\u00c3\u0178 eh weg!<\/p>\n<p>Dann hat er der Oma noch mit Kreide die Stufen versch\u00c3\u00b6nert&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"851\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?attachment_id=851\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309a.jpg?fit=500%2C363&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,363\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.1&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;FE230\\\/X790&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1237746052&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;125&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"laurin220309a\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309a.jpg?fit=500%2C363&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309a.jpg?fit=500%2C363&amp;ssl=1\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-851\" title=\"laurin220309a\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laurinwolff.de\/wp-content\/bilder\/laurin220309a.jpg?resize=500%2C363\" alt=\"laurin220309a\" width=\"500\" height=\"363\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich Fresse fliegt! Heut sieht es noch schlimmer aus, scheint aber seiner Laune keinen Abbruch zu tun. Was man nicht sieht, ist das richtig dolle Loch, da\u00c3\u0178 der Dabbes sich tags zuvor in die Zunge gebissen hat&#8230; die ganze Jacke &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/?p=848\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pryNi-dG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurinwolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}